a beautiful kind of mischief ...
My mom asked me if I owned any polka dot clothing to wear on NYE, as a sign of prosperity. (aside from swimwear) I told her I own a couple polka dot panties. She insists I wear them. Does this mean I'll have a prosperous vagina in 2010?!? and am I supposed to wear 3 panties at once like a chastity belt?? O_o
posted by -misa- @ 12:24 PM
a beautiful kind of mischief ...
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